Happy Valentine's Day!
May you have your fill of flowers, chocolate and love.
In the past, my friends and I made anti-valentine's day shirts. Usually because we were single and bored. We would get together and write our anti-love quotes filling the spaces in with broken hearts and wear them to school.
Some memorable quotes include:
Just another day to be rejected by society.
Men should be like tissues---soft, strong and disposable.
Happy S.A.D. (Singles awareness day!)
I Love You has just as many letters as Bull Sh*t
I used to keep the t-shirts...but I don't have them anymore. It's too bad really. They would have made a great quilt.
Now my friends are far away, I have to dress appropriately for work, and most of us are married.
Oh, how times change.
It's still not my favorite holiday. In fact, I think it's kind of a silly holiday. So many expectations and huge amounts of money spent when really it's supposed to be about love, right?
Since when does a ginormous bouquet of flowers symbolize love? It all smells of commercialism. But regardless, I have a fun night planned with my husband and some of his friends and it will be fun. I will eat my chocolate. I will accept the flowers (if they come!) and I will give into the commercialism.
And I will wish you a very happy Valentine's Day!
Bergen Says: All you need is love! (Note that there is no mention of chocolate, flowers or cupid...)
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